In July, the world’s best athletes will gather in Paris, France, to compete in the Summer Olympics. But what if the Games gave other members of the animal kingdom a chance to compete? Which wild critters would be crowned champions?
Instructions
Can you figure out who will win each event? Under the animal that finishes first, write a “G” for “gold.” Under the animal that finishes second, write an “S” for “silver.” And under the animal that finishes third, write a “B” for “bronze.”
1st Place = Gold = G
2nd Place = Silver = S
3rd Place = Bronze = B
100-Meter Dash
In this battle of Missouri’s fastest and furriest who’s the swiftest sprinter on four legs?
- Black Bear
- White-tailed Deer
- Coyote
Marathon
Twenty-six miles is just a warmup for these marathon migrators. Which bird travels the farthest each year?
- Bobolink
- Hudsonian godwit
- Pectoral sandpiper
50-Meter Freestyle Swim
With 50 meters to the fin-ish line, which slippery swimmer taps the wall first?
- Rainbow trout
- Northern pike
- Blue catfish
Weightlifting, Lightweight Division
Despite their small size, these burly bugs are super strong. But who’s the strongest?
- Eastern hercules beetle
- Bull-headed dung beetle
- American burying beetle
Long Jump
Sproing! Which critter will take leaping to new lengths and be crowned king of spring?
- Eastern cottontail
- American bullfrog
- Mountain lion
Answers
100-Meter Dash
Answer: The cagey coyote crushes the competition by running at a howlingly fast 45 miles per hour. The deer dashes across the finish line in second place, reaching speeds of 35 to 40 miles per hour. And despite being the chubbiest competitor, the bear runs a respectable 30 miles per hour — still faster than the best human sprinter. G - Coyote, S - White-tailed deer, B - Black bear.
Marathon
Answer: Hudsonian godwits chase summer from one side of the Earth to the other, migrating up to 20,000 miles each year! Pectoral sandpipers and bobolinks don’t fly quite so far, but they still log an astounding 18,000 and 13,000 miles, respectively. G - Hudsonian godwit, S - Pectoral sandpiper, B - Bobolink.
50-Meter Freestyle Swim
Answer: This one is tricky. As ambush predators, northern pike are known for their blinding bursts of speed. But they can’t maintain their pace for more than a few meters. Over longer distances, the trout and the catfish are both swifter swimmers. G - Rainbow trout, S - Blue catfish, B - Northern pike.
Weightlifting,
Lightweight Division
Answer: Don’t let its unfortunate name fool you. The bull-headed dung beetle can lift more than 1,000 times its own weight. That’s a lot of dung! Burying beetles eat dead animals and can carry critters that weigh 200 times more than they do. Hercules beetles can lift over 100 times their weight. G - Bull-headed dung beetle, S - American burying beetle, B - Hercules beetle.
Long Jump
Answer: Unfortunately, this isn’t much of a competition. A mountain lion can leap up to 40 feet, making it Missouri’s bounciest and pounciest predator. A cottontail hops up to 15 feet — a breathtaking bound for a bunny — and finishes second. And the bullfrog is unhoppy with its effort, managing to jump only 8 feet. G - Mountain lion, S - Eastern cottontail, B - American bullfrog.
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This Issue's Staff
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